Another year...starting with fail.

The only New Years resolution I have ever managed to keep was the one I made back in 1997 to never, ever make another one.  This year I have decided to finally start writing down all the hilarious and innocently innapropriate things my kids say, with the intention of showing them this blog when they are old enough to understand just why Mum used to collapse in fits of giggles when they said something.

This may not make sense to anyone who doesn't have a mucky mind, but fortunately mine is firmly in the gutter so I am set.  If you have ever sniggered when a neighbour has innocently commented on their hedgerow and said they need to trim their bush, it may just be the Blog for you too ;)

I don't want this to come out as a wall'o'text so will just add a couple of examples now, and come back when I remember more.

Jnr loves WWE wrestling.  His favourite 'character' is John Cena and he was telling an assembled mass of my friends all about Cena's personalised finisher move, the '5 knuckle shovel'  That is shovel, people.

Jnr: So Cena does the 5 knuckle shovel...
Adults: *snerk* snigger
Jnr: What is wrong with the 5 knuckle shovel?
R: There is nothing wrong with it, it is perfectly healthy
Rest of adults: Exploded with laughter
Jnr: :$


Jnr again, out at one of those All you can eat places:  I have fudge cake, with fudge sauce and fudge pieces. It is a fudge overload!


Not all of their comments are accidental smut, some are just plain hilarious in a 'I should reprimand him as that was quite rude, but I am too busy laughing' way.

Me: Does this jumper dress make me look fat?
Snr: No, the cheesecake you ate does that all on it's own.