This post is mostly home to the hilarity of days gone by, that I have been reminded of this week.
Jnr, aged about 7, in the line for a ride at a theme park: I'm gonna be a Jedi when I grow up.
Mr Pie: I am a Jedi now.
Jnr: No you aren't. Show us your lightsabre!
Me: *Sporfle*
Both children from the ages of 3 to 6, when in any shop that stocks ladies underthings.
*Spots bra aisle*
*runs up and dives in face first*
BOOBIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
When Jnr was in Infants School and Snr was in the Juniors (keep up at the back)
Jnr: In school they said God created the world.
Snr: Well in MY school they said Evolution created the world as we know it.
Jnr: Religion!
Snr: Evolution!
Jnr: Religion!
*Cue it descending into a feeble wrestling match*
Snr as he is sat on Jnr's back: Submit! Admit your God is no match for Science!
